PDA of the Day: When I told you two to “get I room,” I thought it was pretty clear I was excluding Cowboys Stadium.
(sNSFW, petting of the heavy variety.)
[thanks rightawaydom!]
I don’t have a boyfriend because I’d be too interested in the football game to give a lap dance/makeout session of this caliber. I mean, it is the Cowboys, but still…
(Source: thedailywhat)
Easter Egg of the Day: Head over to the Brigham Young University's Department of Physics and Astronomy website
Enter the Konami Code (up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a), and kiss the next twenty minutes of your life goodbye.
[reddit.]
I’m reglogging this, just so I don’t lose it. That is probably why I don’t have a boyfriend.
(Source: thedailywhat)
Losing Weight in the City: Things That Are Awesome About Training for a Marathon
Yup, it’s going to be all marathon all the time over here until at least 10/11/10. (Also, if you’re new here, you might want to check out my top posts page.)
I’ve been complaining a lot lately about marathon training, so I thought I’d tell you why it’s awesome. Tomorrow, I’ll tell you, in…
Yes to most of this, but especially:
Sightseeing—I love seeing areas of a city on a run that I’d never see otherwise. I ran in my new ‘hood in Brooklyn yesterday and loved checking out tons of new streets quickly; covering that much ground on a casual walk would’ve taken so much longer!
Looking badass—I like to pretend like I’m badass at just about everything. Some things are just laughable (e.g., acting like I’m good at arm wrestling), but when you run 20 miles, um, no one can really argue that you aren’t hardcore. Or they can try, but then you can kick them with your superstrong leg. Or you can show them your chafing wounds and they’ll get grossed out and leave you alone.
:)
Chafing wounds. ‘Nuff said.
(Source: losingweightinthecity)
It’s official — Alexander Skarsgard is finally a single man! Kate Bosworth reportedly called it quits with Alex over some gay-friendly movie he did, and she was also said to be disappointed with how Alex doesn’t want to marry her. I don’t care if Kate dumped him because she found out Alex turns himself on by looking at another man and not her, point is, Alex is single man. Now, all I have to do is find myself a way to move to Sweden and impress his family. Skarsgards, I’m coming for you!
I don’t have a boyfriend because I am absurdly happy about this.
Fact: Your level of arousal by this cover is directly proportional to your level of psychopathy.
Shut the front DOOR!
I don’t have a boyfriend because I’m reblogging this, just so I have easy access to it whenever I need a little pick-me-up at work. Like whoa.
You guys, I bought a dress!
Congrats on finding the dress!
The first thing I thought when I saw you outside of Kleinfelds was, “Oooh, I hope she was filmed for ‘Say Yes to the Dress’ on TLC! I watch it almost every Friday night!”
This is why I don’t have a boyfriend.
high quality!
It’s been too long since I’ve had some business time, man.
(via boysandcats)
I could make a boyfriend out of a dude who types ON A TYPEWRITER with a kitty perched on his shoulder.
"What Is a Man?"
That was the subject line of an e-mail from Marie Claire gracing my inbox today. My first reaction was, “Good question.”
Me
(Just to clarify, I wasn’t implying that the resemblance turned me on. But just the simple fact that I compared a dude to the Biebs… Oy.)
