We're gonna do some X
We don’t have boyfriends because we say this—not referring to ecstasy… referring to Gas-X.
hmm...
- Me: We have a blog about why we don't have boyfriends!
- Guy we just met: Is that why you don't have boyfriends?
When the power hour is over, then it is mingle drunky face hour.
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anonymous roommate
Sounds like the words of a girl about to land herself a boyfriend! N’est-ce pas?
gchat between roomies
- Laurel: I'll punch you in the nads!
- Lacey: I'll tell my nads to retract.
- No explanation necessary. Or maybe explanation is necessary, but there's really no explanation for this ridiculousness.
Posted December 9, 2009 at 5:30pm
our new trainer, Bernardo, absolutely kicked the crap out of @mark_salling and I. srsly. gonna vom.
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This is from the twitter of Cory Monteith, a.k.a. Finn Hudson on Glee. He says “vom.” Pretty sure we are meant to be. (I mean, he did say “I” when it should’ve been “me,” but I can teach him the objective case… soul mates should complement each other anyway.)
I don’t have a boyfriend because we haven’t met yet. But when we do… well, it will be hot—and also, not creepy, as he is 27 in real life.
He says “vom” AND cleans up nice. What a man.
from an anonymous cousin...
Last Friday, Kimble asked me over for a hot tub party. We start making out, and he asks if I want to stay over.
My response: No thanks. My heat isn’t working well and I don’t want Sidney to be cold and alone.
Kimble: So what you are saying is that you would rather hang out with your cat?
Me: Yes. I guess that is what I am saying.
I don’t have a boyfriend because I have not found a guy that I like more than my cat.
(blogger’s note: It’s tough when we have such adorable cats.)
the Love Actually effect
Lately, I’ve been finding myself smiling at lights and Christmas tree stands and cheery store windows and thinking, “I think I could fall in love very easily around Christmas.”
Maybe I don’t have a boyfriend because I think about it too much.
wander-lust:jamonit:airplanes:(via nickryan)
We don’t have boyfriends because we just haven’t gotten to exactly where we’re supposed to be yet.
Isn’t Andrew Ross Sorkin just totes adorbz?!
Of course, judging from the fact that Andy is a brilliant New York Times reporter and Too Big To Fail author, not sure he’d be into a girl who throws around phrases like “totes adorbz.”
Oh, and there’s also that teeny detail that he’s already married.
