December 2009
19 posts
Watchthedailywhat:
Movie Trailer of the Day, Too: First official teaser trailer for Sex and the City 2.
In theaters May 28, 2010.
[via.]
I die. I don’t have a boyfriend because I am WAY too excited to see this movie.
Married Jonas Brother Says Sex Not Worth the Wait →
ilikeyourwigjanice:
thismightsuck:
crowth:
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that “to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait.”
“After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?” Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference.
...
“Having the right word is much more satisfying than just sleeping around with any...”
– FakeAPStylebook
Fake AP Stylebook knows what’s up and so do we…. wait, I’m confused: Are we in need of boyfriends or a thesaurus…?
I don’t have a boyfriend because I am too preoccupied with a guy who is not going to turn into a boyfriend. And even though I know he won’t, I can’t help myself.
“Ew, there are sweat marks on this sweater. Whatever, I’m still wearing it.”
– Laurel
We're gonna do some X
We don’t have boyfriends because we say this—not referring to ecstasy… referring to Gas-X.
hmm...
Me: We have a blog about why we don't have boyfriends!
Guy we just met: Is that why you don't have boyfriends?
“When the power hour is over, then it is mingle drunky face hour.”
– anonymous roommate
Sounds like the words of a girl about to land herself a boyfriend! N’est-ce pas?
gchat between roomies
Laurel: I'll punch you in the nads!
Lacey: I'll tell my nads to retract.
No explanation necessary. Or maybe explanation is necessary, but there's really no explanation for this ridiculousness.
“our new trainer, Bernardo, absolutely kicked the crap out of @mark_salling and...”
– frankenteen
This is from the twitter of Cory Monteith, a.k.a. Finn Hudson on Glee. He says “vom.” Pretty sure we are meant to be. (I mean, he did say “I” when it should’ve been “me,” but I can teach him the objective case… soul mates should complement...
from an anonymous cousin...
Last Friday, Kimble asked me over for a hot tub party. We start making out, and he asks if I want to stay over. My response: No thanks. My heat isn’t working well and I don’t want Sidney to be cold and alone. Kimble: So what you are saying is that you would rather hang out with your cat? Me: Yes. I guess that is what I am saying.
I don’t have a boyfriend because I have not...
the Love Actually effect
Lately, I’ve been finding myself smiling at lights and Christmas tree stands and cheery store windows and thinking, “I think I could fall in love very easily around Christmas.”
Maybe I don’t have a boyfriend because I think about it too much.
Isn’t Andrew Ross Sorkin just totes adorbz?!
Of course, judging from the fact that Andy is a brilliant New York Times reporter and Too Big To Fail author, not sure he’d be into a girl who throws around phrases like “totes adorbz.”
Oh, and there’s also that teeny detail that he’s already married.
best movie review EVA →
I don’t have a boyfriend because I found this link, a hilarious New Moon-I Can Has Cheezburger mashup, and immediately sent it to several people, proclaiming it to be, well, the “best movie review EVA.” And apparently guys don’t dig Twilight…? Or something?
“Maybe I don’t have a boyfriend because I went shopping this weekend and...”
– anonymous friend