January 2010
9 posts
Laurel: EEEEKK - OMG! Ahhhh! (Excited squealing and clapping ensues)
Lacey (Running out from her bedroom): What? What's going on???
Laurel: Pregnancy Pact! Ahhh! Pregnancy Pact! EEeek! Oh, Lifetime....
Lacey (Returning to her bedroom): Wow.
things you should never say to a man →
This “article” is pathetically obvious. And yet, I may or may not have talked about getting married to a boy I’d been dating just a few weeks… oopsie?
heh heh.
revolting or ingenious?
Oh my gaw. Pretty sure the Girlfriend Keeper App (which lets a dude program his girl’s name, number, eye color, birthday, etc., and then sends her texts and e-mails with absolutely no input from the dude) is a little bit of both.
Beware of bozos who might actually use something like this.
I don’t have a boyfriend because I go for guys who are unavailable—either literally (there’s a girlfriend in the picture); emotionally (he acts like a little boy when it comes to dating—ahem, Third-Grade Scott); or geographically (he lives somewhere far, far away… like, um, Ohio).
Someone call Steve, ASAP! →
I’m slowly realizing I have more in common with these “Tough Love” boot camp girls than I’d like to admit. That’s why I don’t have a boyfriend.
25 Signs You Have Grown Up
ilikeyourwigjanice:
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up.” 8. You...
