Reasons I Don't Have a Boyfriend

There are moments, now and then, in every single girl's life that one too many friends or coworkers gets engaged or married or pregnant and she thinks, "If (so and so) can get engaged (or married or pregnant), why exactly don't I even have a boyfriend?"

One night Laurel and Lacey, two boyfriend-free roommates living on New York City's Upper East Side, discovered they both had experienced such a moment that very day. Being insightful women, they decided to ponder all the possible explanations for their perplexing singledom....


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permalink twism: It’s official — Alexander Skarsgard is finally a single man! Kate Bosworth reportedly called it quits with Alex over some gay-friendly movie he did, and she was also said to be disappointed with how Alex doesn’t want to marry her. I don’t care if Kate dumped him because she found out Alex turns himself on by looking at another man and not her, point is, Alex is single man. Now, all I have to do is find myself a way to move to Sweden and impress his family. Skarsgards, I’m coming for you! I don’t have a boyfriend because I am absurdly happy about this.

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It’s official — Alexander Skarsgard is finally a single man! Kate Bosworth reportedly called it quits with Alex over some gay-friendly movie he did, and she was also said to be disappointed with how Alex doesn’t want to marry her. I don’t care if Kate dumped him because she found out Alex turns himself on by looking at another man and not her, point is, Alex is single man. Now, all I have to do is find myself a way to move to Sweden and impress his family. Skarsgards, I’m coming for you!

I don’t have a boyfriend because I am absurdly happy about this.

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