Reasons I Don't Have a Boyfriend

There are moments, now and then, in every single girl's life that one too many friends or coworkers gets engaged or married or pregnant and she thinks, "If (so and so) can get engaged (or married or pregnant), why exactly don't I even have a boyfriend?"

One night Laurel and Lacey, two boyfriend-free roommates living on New York City's Upper East Side, discovered they both had experienced such a moment that very day. Being insightful women, they decided to ponder all the possible explanations for their perplexing singledom....


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thedailywhat:

PDA of the Day: When I told you two to “get I room,” I thought it was pretty clear I was excluding Cowboys Stadium.

(sNSFW, petting of the heavy variety.)

[thanks rightawaydom!]

 I don’t have a boyfriend because I’d be too interested in the football game to give a lap dance/makeout session of this caliber. I mean, it is the Cowboys, but still…

(Source: thedailywhat)

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