Reasons I Don't Have a Boyfriend

There are moments, now and then, in every single girl's life that one too many friends or coworkers gets engaged or married or pregnant and she thinks, "If (so and so) can get engaged (or married or pregnant), why exactly don't I even have a boyfriend?"

One night Laurel and Lacey, two boyfriend-free roommates living on New York City's Upper East Side, discovered they both had experienced such a moment that very day. Being insightful women, they decided to ponder all the possible explanations for their perplexing singledom....


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from an anonymous cousin…

Last Friday, Kimble asked me over for a hot tub party. We start making out, and he asks if I want to stay over.

My response: No thanks. My heat isn’t working well and I don’t want Sidney to be cold and alone.
Kimble: So what you are saying is that you would rather hang out with your cat?
Me: Yes. I guess that is what I am saying.

I don’t have a boyfriend because I have not found a guy that I like more than my cat.

(blogger’s note: It’s tough when we have such adorable cats.)

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