Reasons I Don't Have a Boyfriend

There are moments, now and then, in every single girl's life that one too many friends or coworkers gets engaged or married or pregnant and she thinks, "If (so and so) can get engaged (or married or pregnant), why exactly don't I even have a boyfriend?"

One night Laurel and Lacey, two boyfriend-free roommates living on New York City's Upper East Side, discovered they both had experienced such a moment that very day. Being insightful women, they decided to ponder all the possible explanations for their perplexing singledom....


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our new trainer, Bernardo, absolutely kicked the crap out of @mark_salling and I. srsly. gonna vom.

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This is from the twitter of Cory Monteith, a.k.a. Finn Hudson on Glee. He says “vom.” Pretty sure we are meant to be. (I mean, he did say “I” when it should’ve been “me,” but I can teach him the objective case… soul mates should complement each other anyway.)

I don’t have a boyfriend because we haven’t met yet. But when we do… well, it will be hot—and also, not creepy, as he is 27 in real life.

He says “vom” AND cleans up nice. What a man.

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