Reasons I Don't Have a Boyfriend

There are moments, now and then, in every single girl's life that one too many friends or coworkers gets engaged or married or pregnant and she thinks, "If (so and so) can get engaged (or married or pregnant), why exactly don't I even have a boyfriend?"

One night Laurel and Lacey, two boyfriend-free roommates living on New York City's Upper East Side, discovered they both had experienced such a moment that very day. Being insightful women, they decided to ponder all the possible explanations for their perplexing singledom....


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Having the right word is much more satisfying than just sleeping around with any old word that comes along.
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FakeAPStylebook

Fake AP Stylebook knows what’s up and so do we…. wait, I’m confused: Are we in need of boyfriends or a thesaurus…?

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