Reasons I Don't Have a Boyfriend

There are moments, now and then, in every single girl's life that one too many friends or coworkers gets engaged or married or pregnant and she thinks, "If (so and so) can get engaged (or married or pregnant), why exactly don't I even have a boyfriend?"

One night Laurel and Lacey, two boyfriend-free roommates living on New York City's Upper East Side, discovered they both had experienced such a moment that very day. Being insightful women, they decided to ponder all the possible explanations for their perplexing singledom....


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permalink ilikeyourwigjanice: (via fuckyeahchristinahendricks) MAN her waist is tiny!!  Body goal: Christina Hendricks.  Because lets be honest, these boobies are never getting smaller. People should stop saying I look like her. It is giving me an unrealistic body image. That unrealistic image is thus giving me unrealistic expectations in men. That is why I don’t have a boyfriend.

ilikeyourwigjanice:

(via fuckyeahchristinahendricks)

MAN her waist is tiny!!  Body goal: Christina Hendricks.  Because lets be honest, these boobies are never getting smaller.

People should stop saying I look like her. It is giving me an unrealistic body image. That unrealistic image is thus giving me unrealistic expectations in men. That is why I don’t have a boyfriend.

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