Reasons I Don't Have a Boyfriend

There are moments, now and then, in every single girl's life that one too many friends or coworkers gets engaged or married or pregnant and she thinks, "If (so and so) can get engaged (or married or pregnant), why exactly don't I even have a boyfriend?"

One night Laurel and Lacey, two boyfriend-free roommates living on New York City's Upper East Side, discovered they both had experienced such a moment that very day. Being insightful women, they decided to ponder all the possible explanations for their perplexing singledom....

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I don’t have a boyfriend because I go for guys who are unavailable—either literally (there’s a girlfriend in the picture); emotionally (he acts like a little boy when it comes to dating—ahem, Third-Grade Scott); or geographically (he lives somewhere far, far away… like, um, Ohio).

Posted January 11, 2010 at 12:24pm || home

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