Reasons I Don't Have a Boyfriend

There are moments, now and then, in every single girl's life that one too many friends or coworkers gets engaged or married or pregnant and she thinks, "If (so and so) can get engaged (or married or pregnant), why exactly don't I even have a boyfriend?"

One night Laurel and Lacey, two boyfriend-free roommates living on New York City's Upper East Side, discovered they both had experienced such a moment that very day. Being insightful women, they decided to ponder all the possible explanations for their perplexing singledom....


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revolting or ingenious?

Oh my gaw. Pretty sure the Girlfriend Keeper App (which lets a dude program his girl’s name, number, eye color, birthday, etc., and then sends her texts and e-mails with absolutely no input from the dude) is a little bit of both.

Beware of bozos who might actually use something like this.

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