Reasons I Don't Have a Boyfriend

There are moments, now and then, in every single girl's life that one too many friends or coworkers gets engaged or married or pregnant and she thinks, "If (so and so) can get engaged (or married or pregnant), why exactly don't I even have a boyfriend?"

One night Laurel and Lacey, two boyfriend-free roommates living on New York City's Upper East Side, discovered they both had experienced such a moment that very day. Being insightful women, they decided to ponder all the possible explanations for their perplexing singledom....


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this afternoon on gchat...

  • me: the conclusion is that I have to live in NYC until I get married—b/c all the guys everywhere else are married or engagged* already.
  • Lacey: HAHAHAHA! I think you're probably right.
  • (*misspelling intentional)
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