boyfriend prerequisites
Last Sunday at brunch, I drank approximately five cups of coffee. I did this because 1) I love coffee and 2) a cup of coffee at Sarabeth’s is $4, so I wanted to get my money’s worth. So then I was kind of loopy on caffeine. And then I said something along the lines of, “I want a dog! And a baby! And a boyfriend! In that order!”
I don’t have a boyfriend because I haven’t adopted a dog or birthed a baby yet.
