Reasons I Don't Have a Boyfriend

There are moments, now and then, in every single girl's life that one too many friends or coworkers gets engaged or married or pregnant and she thinks, "If (so and so) can get engaged (or married or pregnant), why exactly don't I even have a boyfriend?"

One night Laurel and Lacey, two boyfriend-free roommates living on New York City's Upper East Side, discovered they both had experienced such a moment that very day. Being insightful women, they decided to ponder all the possible explanations for their perplexing singledom....

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well EXCUSE ME

This morning a man rushed on the subway and literally cut me off to get the last seat. It was unreal. And THEN once in the office, another dude cut me off to get into the elevator. I don’t have a boyfriend because so many guys apparently have NO manners—and that is a major turn-off.

Posted March 15, 2010 at 3:21pm || home

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