Reasons I Don't Have a Boyfriend

There are moments, now and then, in every single girl's life that one too many friends or coworkers gets engaged or married or pregnant and she thinks, "If (so and so) can get engaged (or married or pregnant), why exactly don't I even have a boyfriend?"

One night Laurel and Lacey, two boyfriend-free roommates living on New York City's Upper East Side, discovered they both had experienced such a moment that very day. Being insightful women, they decided to ponder all the possible explanations for their perplexing singledom....

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marymarywhyyabuggin:

emilyposts:

secret crush monday: taye diggs.
(via scenes-from-my-hood)

My cat is named Taye Diggs. Upon telling a guy this, he knows that
1. I have a cat and
2. I think the two-legged Taye Diggs is so hott, I named my cat after him.
This is why I don’t have a boyfriend: Guys in general aren’t cat people, and guys in general are less hott than Taye Diggs and don’t want to be compared to him.

marymarywhyyabuggin:

emilyposts:

~~secret~~ crush monday: taye diggs.

(via scenes-from-my-hood)

My cat is named Taye Diggs. Upon telling a guy this, he knows that

1. I have a cat and

2. I think the two-legged Taye Diggs is so hott, I named my cat after him.

This is why I don’t have a boyfriend: Guys in general aren’t cat people, and guys in general are less hott than Taye Diggs and don’t want to be compared to him.

Posted March 15, 2010 at 3:28pm || home

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