Reasons I Don't Have a Boyfriend

There are moments, now and then, in every single girl's life that one too many friends or coworkers gets engaged or married or pregnant and she thinks, "If (so and so) can get engaged (or married or pregnant), why exactly don't I even have a boyfriend?"

One night Laurel and Lacey, two boyfriend-free roommates living on New York City's Upper East Side, discovered they both had experienced such a moment that very day. Being insightful women, they decided to ponder all the possible explanations for their perplexing singledom....


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permalink deghanmay: You guys, I bought a dress!  Congrats on finding the dress! The first thing I thought when I saw you outside of Kleinfelds was, “Oooh, I hope she was filmed for ‘Say Yes to the Dress’ on TLC! I watch it almost every Friday night!” This is why I don’t have a boyfriend.

deghanmay:

You guys, I bought a dress!

 Congrats on finding the dress!

The first thing I thought when I saw you outside of Kleinfelds was, “Oooh, I hope she was filmed for ‘Say Yes to the Dress’ on TLC! I watch it almost every Friday night!”

This is why I don’t have a boyfriend.

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